policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

luvloki19:

There’s good fanfiction and then there’s fanfiction that I’d sell my soul to for regular updates

jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

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awwww-cute:

They wait here every time the shower is on

awwww-cute:

They wait here every time the shower is on

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1' - Nov 21

Wow.

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toboldlygosomewhere:

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

I think that’s initial fear.

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cerulean-tmp:

whisperingwordsofwisdom:

iwillnotsaveyou:

stupidpizza:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a model do this. 

I never usually reblog stuff like this but this is actually the sweetest thing it makes my heart happy

That fall looks really bad… great recovery.

I love how concerned she is like “Oh dear lord sweetie here I’ll help you yay look at this lil trooper give her a round of applause yay!!”

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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